Dream conversation

Woman - Would you like to watch ?
Man - I don't like the way it makes me feel.

A phone call

James, I got a question and I need a quick and dirty answer...hello? Not that kind of dirty. Ima call you back after 8 o'clock for that...hello???

Ooh wee, white boy.

Ooh wee, let me.

Can you please move away from me? Your breath smells and it's contaminating my icecream.

There's condescention here.